Another reason why Chris Pine should impregnate me: this article from the June 2009 Cosmopolitan entitled "10 Things Guys Wish You Knew".
Showing posts with label obsesser. Show all posts
Showing posts with label obsesser. Show all posts
Friday, May 22, 2009
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
That's just my baby daddy...
5 Celebrities I'd Allow to Impregnate me:
1. Chris Pine
Positives: Killer smile. Gorgeous eyes. Looks good in Ray-Bans
Negative: Recently went on a date with Audrina from The Hills so along with getting me pregnant he'd probably give me herpes as well
2. Jared Followill
Positives: Self taught musician. Gorgeous eyes. Looks good in Ray-Bans
Negative: Seems to really like his alcohol so with my genetics our kid would probably end up addicted to something before his or her 10th birthday
3. Jensen Ackles
Positives: Southern gentleman. Gorgeous eyes. Claims to be packing
Negative: I'm pretty sure my father would rather I get an abortion then give birth to the child of a Cowboys fan
4. Eric Dane
Positives: Rides a motorcycle. Gorgeous eyes. Built
Negative: Went grey early leading him to look much older than he actually is, no mother wants to inflict that on her child
5. Taylor Kitsch
Positives: Dirty sense of humor. Gorgeous eyes. Athletic
Negative: He's Canadian
What I learned from making this list (other than the fact that I'm insane which I already knew): I apparently have a thing for guys with nice eyes.
Monday, May 18, 2009
a breif fangirl interlude
So I have a confession. I am a Twilight Saga fangirl.
To be fair I started reading the books before it became the teeny bopper sensation it now has become. I picked up the first book over spring break my freshman year of college and proceeded to finish it in two days. i read the second one in one and the third over the course of a week. I found them to be a nice break from my stressful reality (read: finals). It was only after reading them that i found out it was going to be made into a movie and to say i was over joyed would be an understatement.
For the next few months i silently reveled in my fangirl joy, not knowing anyone else who read the series. Then, before i knew it, suddenly everyone around me was reading them. My first rude awakening to the insanity of the fandom was at the midnight release for the fourth book. One of my best friends in high school went to our local barnes and noble for the party and upon entering i was immediately embarrased that i had something in common with the loud, annoying, squealing 13 year olds that surrounded me.
I read the fourth book and enjoyed it, then proceeded to wait for the movie to come out.
Luckily my fears that no one at school would want to see the movie with me were unfounded. A few days before the movie came out a few of my sisters and I bought tickets for the midnight showing of Twilight. I could barely contain my joy. Finally this movie that I had waited nine months for was happening. We got to the theater early and made sure to get good seats. I was practically jumping out of my seat when the movie started with Bella's voiceover.
15 minutes into the movie the only emotions i was feeling were dissapointment and anger. To say the movie sucked would be an understatement. Even the actors distaste for this movie they had spent months filming was palpable. I left the theater yelling about how all my excitement over the last nine months was for nothing.
Because the movie took in tons of money and it's a saga, the next movie is already in production and has a scheduled release date. When my sister asked me if i would be going to the midnight release i velmently told her no, saying i wouldn't waste 11 dollars on that pile of crap. I'd simply wait until the movie came out on DVD or some hacker put it online. But i might have spoke to soon.
Tonight the poster for the movie was released and words cannot describe how awesome it looks. Damn you poster maker. Damn you to hell.
To be fair I started reading the books before it became the teeny bopper sensation it now has become. I picked up the first book over spring break my freshman year of college and proceeded to finish it in two days. i read the second one in one and the third over the course of a week. I found them to be a nice break from my stressful reality (read: finals). It was only after reading them that i found out it was going to be made into a movie and to say i was over joyed would be an understatement.
For the next few months i silently reveled in my fangirl joy, not knowing anyone else who read the series. Then, before i knew it, suddenly everyone around me was reading them. My first rude awakening to the insanity of the fandom was at the midnight release for the fourth book. One of my best friends in high school went to our local barnes and noble for the party and upon entering i was immediately embarrased that i had something in common with the loud, annoying, squealing 13 year olds that surrounded me.
I read the fourth book and enjoyed it, then proceeded to wait for the movie to come out.
Luckily my fears that no one at school would want to see the movie with me were unfounded. A few days before the movie came out a few of my sisters and I bought tickets for the midnight showing of Twilight. I could barely contain my joy. Finally this movie that I had waited nine months for was happening. We got to the theater early and made sure to get good seats. I was practically jumping out of my seat when the movie started with Bella's voiceover.
15 minutes into the movie the only emotions i was feeling were dissapointment and anger. To say the movie sucked would be an understatement. Even the actors distaste for this movie they had spent months filming was palpable. I left the theater yelling about how all my excitement over the last nine months was for nothing.
Because the movie took in tons of money and it's a saga, the next movie is already in production and has a scheduled release date. When my sister asked me if i would be going to the midnight release i velmently told her no, saying i wouldn't waste 11 dollars on that pile of crap. I'd simply wait until the movie came out on DVD or some hacker put it online. But i might have spoke to soon.
Tonight the poster for the movie was released and words cannot describe how awesome it looks. Damn you poster maker. Damn you to hell.
Saturday, May 16, 2009
oh captain my captain...
Saw Star Trek last night with my sister. It was a good movie, highly entertaining. I could say everything I thought about the movie, but this quote from Madeleine sums it up quite effectively:
"don't ask me what the movie was about, because i have no clue. The only thing i can tell you is Chris Pine is fine as hell."
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